The Hills vs. The City| A Fashion Showdown

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So tonight's the night everyone. The Hills and The City Season
Premiers. I love the fashion you see on these two shows. Some of the best on TV
IMO. If I were to show you these first two pictures only, what cast would you
say was the most fashionable?
The California Girls and Guys of The Hills

or The Lovely Ladies of The City? Psssttttt.... The City being of course America's fashion capital, New York City.

I think Whitney is wearing Jason Wu here see the feathers. Yep think
that's who that is, also great shoes on these ladies. Jus' saying!

Let's take a look at the cast themselves individually before we take a vote.
Up first The Hills Cast:

Heidi Montag, do you agree she looks much better without the hooch factor?

Audrina Partridge, the lost soul of The Hills, good thing they needed a brunette amongst all the blondes, or Hollywood would have already dropped her.

Kristin Cavallari, she's pretty, but I just don't like her. She's catty, and I don't care so much for catty.

Lo has that Hepburn factor in my book, but she's a Bitch. Sometimes being a bitch is what pays the bills, would love to experience Lo outside of this forum. I think she's also very intelligent, but not allowed to show that side of her. She does however look great in this photo.

And last but not least the Diva of The Hills, Lauren Conrad. First and foremost, this coat is a Fashion Orgasm for me. Secondly, you may say that Lauren is no longer the Diva of the Hills since she left the show. Wrong, she will always be The Hills, and you see they are facing their last season, a last grasp, without her. She was the smart one readers, you do realize she was the smart one right? Instead of splitting the profits with MTV she struck out on her own, to maximize the cut. Now it all goes to her, riding on MTV's coat tails. Without paying them royalties she brings home the bacon to herself, instead of them. Smart girl or management one of the two.

Lauren is on a book tour for her novel LA Candy. I bet it's not Nobel Prize material, but will I read it? Probably, hell she grew up on MTV, I'll read it out of curiosity if nothing else. This theory equals $$$$ in her pocket.
Here's Lauren Conrad's own line of clothing in Kohl's this spring. Affordable, the majority of the world is looking for affordable right now. Again another smart move.
This is boring in my opinion, but it's the worst of the line.

Love the color and the dress. But, LC is a shorty, and look where this dress hits her legs. Not sure about this on someone tall, for modesty reasons. It could be bunched at the waist to hit her in flattering way, we'll have to check it out. If you see it, grab a pic and send it to me will you?

Bring to me your Leather and Lace. (Can you name the two singers?)

Speaking of The Hepburn factor. Ummmmm, hummmmmm...She nailed it here! Beautiful and Affordable? Good pairing. Love the shoes. Classy, classy, classy.

Doesn't do much for me, younger ladies, do tell!

Next Up, The Ladies of The City:

Olivia Palermo, one of my favorites, she has a way with glamour, and gives good face. By the way do you see her rocking the red shoes in the picture up above? I love this look. Textbook fashion, you go girl!

Erin Kaplan, she works for Elle, better come naturally this fashion thing. It does, look at her here. Work it girl, speaking of giving good face!

Roxy Olin, eh' just eh' for me.

The Super Diva of The City, formerly of The Hills, Whitney Port.

I've always liked Whitney, she doesn't like the drama amongst all the other women, and I really respect her for that. Whitney's dream is to design her own line and see it on the runway. Chanel purse, do you see the Chanel.

Guess what, wishes and dreams granted Whitney, you'll see this on this season of The City. Whitney Eve is the name of her line. Here's my thoughts.

That's a lota lame', but it's okay. Whitney is working The City circuit, and well fashion is just different in New York.

I like this, it's cute.

Alterations Emergency here, please remove that tacky lace thing around the neckline, and it would save this piece.


Very, Very New York. Maybe even a little too New York for my taste.

Super preppy, not for me, but maybe some of you other ladies will like it. Preppy Pink girls, do tell!

Eh? Doesn't do much for me.

I really liked Lauren's collection better than Whitney's plus these price tags are 3 figures before the dot. Lauren's is affordable, something I think we are all attracted to.

Alright, no spoilers please tomorrow, I have to get caught up with last season before I can watch these. I may sneak a little peak at the fashion tonight though. Probably will, yep I will, warn The Captain. He hates these two shows.

Update coming on the oil spill in a little while. They are trying something and I want to see how it works.

Use the comments section to place your vote. Which cast will get my vote? Can you guess, come on, you know me pretty well now.

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Love,
The Bumpkin