The Oscars|Bumpkin Style

It was a blast over at Twitter this year, I laughed so hard I almost cried. Red Carpet Twitterganza I would say. I was getting 100-105 tweets in 2-3 minute time frames, and I'm really a nobody over there. Can't wait to do it again.
I'm going to make it easy, here's my Very Best, to the Very Very Worst, in order mind you.

Best Dressed!

Now it's just my opinion, but if I get one for Best Dressed.
Demi rocked it. Nude Versace Atelier, ruffles, Versace shoes , perfect wispy hair, natural with a touch of summer makeup, did I mention the Versace shoes, Salvatore Ferragamo clutch, oh and the diamonds. Demi is 47 ya'll, and as I always say Maybe 40 sucks, and MAYBE IT DOESN'T!!




Penelope Cruz in Donna Karan. Latin Beauty at it's best. Now, all kidding aside, is part of the appeal with this dress because it perfectly matches the carpet and drapes? Really, it does, looks as if the set was built in her honor. If you watched her live, she worked that runway girls, she worked it. Camera's didn't turn away till she was a speck of Crimson.

Cameron Diaz in Oscar de la Renta, lucky for her. A brave move by the stylist, with the lips and fingernails in slut whore red. It worked though, style at it's best. I'm not so crazy about Cameron, I still see her as the bride in My Best Friend's Wedding, singing that one song; you know the one.

Best Dressed At The After Party

Katy Perry in Zuhair Marad. I think this is what we all strive for everyday when we stand in the mirror, and perform our routines. Perfection, and the dress is just a dress here, the lady holds the beauty. Great dress, but still.........oh yeah, and the bracelet, I forget to see the diamonds, purses, and shoes, takes me a day or two to get over the dresses. But yes I see the ruby red Dorothy shoes clutch there, I see it.

Honorable Mention

Elizabeth Banks in storm colored Versace. A beautiful girl, but could you imagine this on a redhead, breath taking.

Most Adorable Couple

Lenny Kravitz and his daughter Zoe, were right on the dime.
Old Hollywood style dress on the red carpet. Classy, Classy, Classy, and Daddy just oozes style in my opinion. Can you see her mother Lisa Bonet in her?

The Middle Ground

Great dress, bad color. I just don't think brunettes and gold go well together. She's was too pale, and ps what is it with the Grandma lipstick tonight, this shade is Revlon Ruby. Sandra Bullock in Marchesa.

Charlize Theron, in John Galliano.
Placing the roses there, yes or no? Sure is a lot of talk about her today. I just can't make up my mind, she is so beautiful? Was someone standing at the end of the red carpet with this freaking lipstick?


I love Sarah Jessica Parker, and I love Chanel, and that's all I am saying. **Cough** **Cough*** Carrie would barf!

WORST DRESSED

Now I'm all about Vintage Glam, but this is awful. Nicole Richie, these drapes just swallowed her away. Reem Acra is the designer, in my opinion Ream The Stylist would be more accurate.

Vera Farmiga in Marchesa. Now I love ruffles, but this is just way to ruffly okay. This is over the top ruffles, with Grandma's Avon Lipstick. No, No, NO! I was waiting for Charro to jump out and say Hoochie Coochie Coo!

Well, if it ain't Boobs Larue at The Oscars. When is this woman going to grow up? Your husband is 29, your'e not honey. At 40 they're a few things we must accept.
Mariah Carey. The dress is a Valentino, but a disaster in my opinion. Isn't the rule that you either show legs or bust, not everything including bulges? She is sucking it in so hard it's about to burst out somewhere.

Alright what else ya'll wanna know?

Love,
The Bumpkin