Sunday, March 21, 2010

Cap'n John's Boat Jam & Bonus Recipe

Mornin Ya'll!

If you missed this on Friday night, you better get your tail over to CMT and watch the whole show. What a kick off for the season this was. This is a Newie But Goodie and an Old But Goodie combined, confirmation of the whole idea behind CMT's Crossroads. Jimmy's getting old like me, and I am glad to see the next generation carrying it on.

Now there's just one more thing you need, and I'm gonna tell you exactly how to do this:

Captain John's Pina Colada

1/2 can real coconut oil, like Coco Lopez shown above.
1 basket fresh ripe strawberries, about 10-12 good size, the riper the better.
2 bananas
12 shots Myer's Dark Jamaican Rum

Put all ingredients into a Kitchenaid Blender (because any other one sucks)
Plug the blender in to a power invertor located on floation vessel
Blend three or four 2 second button pushes
Fill it to the top with ice, will be a little thick, but melts quick on the water.
Do not over mix, 5 or 6 button pushes only or it turns into a watery mush. (The Bumpkin always over mixes and it's a watery mush)

Now grab the bag of crawfish, prop your feet up on the side of the boat, and enjoy.

*****WARNING****** Do not operate vessel for at least 3 hours after consumption.

In case you don't know this has to be done when just cruisin' around on the boat.
On a Fishing Charter Boat, they are two voodoos to have on the boat.
One is a banana, and the other is a woman. (Don't get pissy on me, I know some pretty good Fishin' Chicks)

Now crank it up, and head Due South!

Life Is Good Today,
Captain John


Bama Girl said...

Love the recipe! And the humor, always. :-) Happy Sunday! XOXO

Meg said...

mmmm pina coladas are perfect for this warming weather!

Slumber Designs said...

I've printed the recipe out and it's already for Friday's get-together! Thanks guys!!

MCW said...

I think I would have to be in NOLA to enjoy this drink...because technically I would be on vacation and then the calories would not count!

Trish said...

I need to come up with new adjectives to describe how cute you two are. LOVING the Coco Loco Pina Colada recipe (Matt's fav 'secret' ingredient as well) and he is the pro saying that I MUSH up the mix too! How is THAT possible?? XOXOX

We need a weekend at the House of Bumpkin ASAP heading Due South, complete an iTunes playlist complete with Zac Brown/Buffet mix, Jason Aldean, Pink Floyd and all of the Captain's fave jams, with a vat of Pina Coladas, more crawfish than we know what to do with, and Captain John to explain the voodoo of the banana and the women on the Charter Fishin' boat :)

Love you XOXO

OceanDreams said...

I need this drink, sounds good! Thanks for the tumblr loving, it is so much fun and very addicting! :)

Sarah - La Jeune Marie said...

I hate being allergic to coconut!!

Dustjacket Attic said...

Mornin Ya'll....I just love that!

I LOVE Pina Coladas so this is perfect and I would be finding the nearest deckchair, so no need to operate fishing vessels for me.

The voodoo is hilarious,

Happy days,