CMT Awards~Our Picks

I cannot begin to tell you how hard it was to get My Captain to tune into this, in lieu of the Stanley Cup game in which The Chicago Blackhawks pulled out the win. Thank goodness it went in to overtime, or I may have been sleeping in the barn tonight.
I told him that Laura Bell Bundy was wearing gold hot pants at this show, and well it worked like a charm. He watched it from beginning to end, for those ever elusive gold hot pants. (Tee Hee Hee) In my defense she did twitter a spoiler to this effect. Thanks Laura Bell, now Giddy On Up, outta here, you have served your purpose!
My Fashion pick of the night: Carrie Underwear (as The Captain says). This dress is to die for: She also gave me quite the Shoegasm, do you see them? Valentino I think.


I still can't believe I picked a pink dress.


My Captain's Fashion pick of the night: Hayden Paniettere, he said he likes the lace in this dress. He's learning ya'll, good job Captain.

On Taylor, loved the dress, HATED the hair. She really has to pratice her poker face, she did not do well when she lost to Carrie Underwood for Best Video. I was shocked she didn't win anything in a fan based award show.

I loved Julianne Hough in this yellow dress. She has stunning down pat, yes?

Looking freshly romped in some awful dress that's all the wrong cut for her, is Adulteress (with Eddie Cibrian, so I can sort of sympathize, or celebrate), Leann Rimes. She is sporting that label in my opinion. One lean to her front and it's Whoo Ha for everyone.

Click Here for my favorite performance of the night. I lurrveee this song, and this band.



The Captain's Favorite Performance of the night:
He's says to tell you, red panties 3 times in a row wins every time!
Click Here to see the girl who showed her panties, but can you guess?


So all you Chicago Blackhawks fans, sheeeshhh uh, really made us sweat it, but it was in? Barely, but apparently that counts in Hockey. Congratulations Chi-Town, The Captain sends a big Hoorah home.

Love,
Captain John and The Bumpkin