Goodbye Guilty Pleasure

Sniff, Sniff, The Hills are coming to an end tonight. How will we live without the drama of it all. I watched the marathon this weekend, so I could be all caught up for tonight. Every episode I could possibly squeeze in to my weekend of concrete. Bottom line, not one paw print, but the stress, a whole other drama!
Heidi, and Spencer, OMG, he's completely off his bipolar rocker....I worry for her, I expect their lives to end in a murder/suicide scenario. The plastic surgery was really bad, had not gotten so into the details, until the most recent episodes. Surgery hug anyone? Kind of grosses me out, actually.

The thing I'll miss the most? The fashion California style of course, and well, then there's this:

I act like a school girl over this guy...Oh Justin Bobby, the heartbreak of every season.

Why is it the elusive bad boys make our hearts beat faster? Race with excitement, fuel our fantasies, make us long for.......sorry I was stuck in the moment.

I have always liked the bad boys, never fails, they are always my favorite. A man without kahunas, makes me nauseous. I mean come on' who wants a wienie for a mate. I'll pass!

I was very mad at Justin Bobby when he did this to Audrina.
Ya know, pull your men's leashes a little tighter Kristin Cavallari is in town. I hate a man stealing Hussy, worse than anything. I truly hope her five minutes is up. Karma owes her.

They aren't through yet....Is she getting her own show? Audrina, I mean, has anyone heard a rumor to this effect? This love saga, and yes I said saga, will be the meat of it if she is.

Speaking of bad boys, have I told you about Captain John's new toy?
He went and bought himself one of these babies. This is a 2003 Harley Davidson V-Rod.
Harley's 100th Anniversary Collector's Edition (are you swooning yet Ladies? Took me a bit too, to get it) complete with a 14k gold key. Now just because it's a 2003, don't think used. Brand new assembled out of the box, from the owner of our local Harley Davidson dealership's private collection. 8 miles on it, and he said those were rolled from place to place. He almost fell over from a heart attack when Captain John drove it away. What's the point in having something like that, if you can't ride it?

If you know Harley's here is an excerpt from an article written by an Australian, that was the deciding factor on this bike. Men, you'll love this! Click HERE to read the whole article.

Say hello to the V-Rod, the Harley-Davidson that thinks it's a Ducati. Forget any back-handed compliments like "good power for a cruiser" or "sophisticated for a Harley," the new V-Rod's 1,130-cubic-centimeter engine is a marvel. As soul-stirring and powerful as a Ducati 916 and as well behaved as a Honda VTR1000, the V-Rod sports the most powerful V-twin cruiser engine in the biz.

But then, Harley never meant for the V-Rod to be a tourer.
What it wanted was the biggest, baddest power cruiser on the market. And it got it. And so did he after reading this article......

I haven't rode it yet, still working up the courage, and I can not seem to forget that my Mamma will roll over in her grave, the first time I take off the back of a Harley.
She never approved of those "motorcycle" people. Some of the best folks I have ever met actually.....but I think she remembers, our Captain's "brotherhood" is the United States Marine Corps, and that's one thing that won't ever change!

Say an extra prayer for him please!

(PS. Do you hear George talkin' about making Mississippi Girls squeal?) (hmmmph!)

Love,

The Bumpkin